Friday, December 19, 2014

This weekend's DPRK approved movies!

There's a new censor in town! Don't be sad. Our movies have always been censored, even by Hollywood itself when it closes out projects that rub them the wrong way!! So, let's get right to it and see what the Supreme Leader has in store for us this weekend.
  • Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb : Totally unacceptable. This abhorrent, so-called movie portrays the known imperialist dog Theodore Roosevelt as a kind and humorous person.
  • Annie : We allow it. Shows how the capitalist system exploits children for the benefit of the rich. Peasant child Annie overcomes Western indoctrination, in heart-warming story of revolution.
  • Mr. Turner : Forbidden. This is a very confusing movie. It could be censored on many grounds. Ultimately, the reasons are of no consequence to you. The Supreme Leader has spoken.
  • After the Fall : This film shows the consequences of capitalist exploitation. Family man loses his job and must turn to crime to survive. You will all go and see this movie. Persons who do not view this film within four days of its release will have disappointed the Supreme Leader. Do not disappoint the Supreme Leader.
Please Enjoy your DPRK approved movies this weekend. However, do not enjoy them to such an extent that it would be unseemly and capitalistic.