Passing thoughts on marital bliss

No matter what woman you marry, she'll always end up being a wife.

I think my wife hates money. She's always trying to get rid of it.

My wife asked me, "Does this dress make me look fat?" I said, "Don't blame it on the dress, baby."

They say that a fool and his money are soon parted. But, a husband and his money sometimes never even meet!

If you want to know what she really thinks, marry her.