What is "burbatory"?

You've probably heard of suburban hell. Well, I'm convinced that, unlike hell, it doesn't last forever. It's not hell, it's suburban purgatory, which I have named "burbatory." If you live in burbatory like me, the most important thing to remember is this: you deserve everything you're getting.

But, there's a silver lining. To people outside of burbatory, our pathetic lives are hilarious. That's the purpose of this page: to document my misery for the entertainment of others.